Tweet tweet!
After a crazy week of celebrity deaths (Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Billy Mays, Ed McMahon), one hacker decided it would be funny to hack Britney Spears’ Twitter account and pronounce her dead as well.
The update read:
“Britney has passed today. It is a sad day for everyone. More news to come.”
Attached was a photo of a cross.
More news: this tweet is FALSE.
Thankfully, the tweet was removed from the social networking site soon after it was posted. Apparantly Ellen DeGeneres’ and Diddy’s accounts were also hacked with fake death accouncements.
Twitter needs to get their security under control! Death is not funny no matter how you look at it.
T-Pain brought it back, Kanye West built an entire album off it & Jay-Z officially announced it’s death, but regardless of the situation, auto-tune is really big right now. Which brings into question if everyone else is doing it, why shouldn’t you? If the fact that you don’t have an auto tune is hindering you from reaching your auto tune potential, look no further. Not only can you own your very own auto tune, you can make it using using appliances you’d find around the house.
Now, don’t get me wrong, making it isn’t simple, but the time and work required to finish it will make it that much more rewarding to use. Plus, what could be more awesome than leaving your outgoing messages using the auto tune you just made? When you’re done, send us samples of what you’ve been able to come up with!
For step-by-step directions visit Instructables.
Craigslist is one of the internet’s most useful tools. But have you ever checked out the “Best of Craigslist” section? The place where the most crazy, hilarious, weird, sometimes gross and almost always totally inappropriate posts are compiled for anyone to read, all in one place?
The good people who run this site have a disclaimer at the top of the section, just in case you thought you were checking out odd jobs in your area or something. The disclaimer goes a little something like this: postings may be explicitly graphic and/or not at all funny. Craigslist staff doesn’t necessarily chose what goes up in this section – viewers nominate posts. And yes, someone actually posted this sh*t.
Some of my favorites (that are p.c. enough to post on this site – believe me, they get pretty graphic on Craigslist, so don’t say we didn’t warn you!) will be posted weekly. This week’s article:
The Streaker Tripper:
I was streaking through the Diag Friday night at 2:15 am. Coming around the corner of State and Liberty, fast as a naked blur, I bumped into you and we both fell to the ground. I was a little upset with you at first, cuz I scratched my right butt cheek pretty bad, but I knew it was my fault. You said, “Nice New Balances,” And all I could say was, “Thanks,” with the adrenaline still rushing. In less awkward circumstances, I would have liked to talk to you. I had never run into a girl that fast or naked before… I didn’t know how to respond so I helped you up quickly and kept running. Since my friends paid me $100 for making it to Kerrytown with just my socks, shoes, and a big smile, I’d like to take you on a date. You looked pretty fit so maybe you’d like to go for a run sometime. Hit me up! Bye!
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Bored or just need a little pick-me-up? Go read a few Best-of-Craigslist entries. I promise you won’t be disappointed! Maybe a little grossed out though. Or offended. But then again, you might just stumble across the funniest thing you’ve ever read.
So all in all, totally worth it.
Oh, the hours we’ve spent combing the Internet for cute hairstyles before heading to the salon. Usually in vain. If only we’d known about MopShots sooner — it really takes the guesswork out of “would that Katie Holmes cut look good on ME??”
Mopshots is an “online hairstyle lookbook where users can submit photos to show off their ‘dos, and the pros can boast about those of their customers’, too.” Cute design. Good for inspiration. Even gives us links to salons. Bookmark this page and go confidently to get your next ‘do.
Forget Merriam-Webster and all its “accuracy,” the Urban Dictionary is the only reference resource we really need. We studied up on the latest lingo last night, and here’s what we learned.
Five New Words To know
1. ba-donka-donk
A large and shapely female behind, especially one that bounces or jiggles.
2. Twitterrhea
Too many twitters per hour.
3. yellular
The loudness one adopts in response to a bad cell-phone connection, in the misguided hope that talking louder will improve the connection.
4. laundry limbo
Intentionally rewashing clothing simply because you don’t feel like putting it away
5. lol theory
The theory that the internet phrase lol, meaning “laugh out loud”, can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness.
ex 1
Doc: We need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer.
ex 2
Jesus: Take this all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol.
ex 3
Me: Will you marry me? Lol.
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Homework: Use any of these words or phrases in a sentence, below, for instant (though valueless) bonus points.
Girls, sometimes a website just tells it like it is. Behold, three irresistibly clickable headlines on our new favorite still-in-beta sex and relationships site, The Frisky:
- The 10 Best Lesbian Kisses on the Boob Tube
Including our favorite ‘I Kissed a Girl’ moments from Grey’s Anatomy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Friends and more. - Living Alone and Loving It
“Here are the things I know for sure: I sleep better with socks on; I prefer Dutch chocolate to Swiss; I look lousy in black and will always wear it anyway; and I will never, ever live with a man again.” - How to Break Up with Your Boyfriend in 44 Easy Steps
Self-explanatory.
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