So I’ve heard of the “Reject Hotline” but when Carson asked if I’ve used it, I realized I haven’t though several uncomfortable moments could have been avoided if I had. After a few of you called in about it, I decided to post the numbers and maybe save you some grief next time that weirdo at the club starts eyeing you.

You’ve heard of the “Reject Hotline” right? You know, the number you give out to creeps or d-bags that try to hit on you when you’re trying to have a good time with your friends? Who knows, maybe guys give it out, too. Take your pick from the numbers listed, they all have area codes from the LA area so it’s THAT much more believable:

• 909-650-5412
• 562-223-5412
• 213-235-2874
• 424-202-6983
• 818-301-6845
• 310-217-7638

So put down that pepper spray… Whoever calls it will get a message letting them know they’ve been OFFICIALLY REJECTED. I can’t wait to try one out this weekend! If this has worked for you or you have a great story, let us know!

Move over Brangalina, Jayonce is the new couple in town. Jay-Z and Beyonce and usually pretty mum about their relationship but recently the pair have been speaking out in interviews. Jay-Z spoke out about being a secret choreographer for Beyonce.

Jay-Z was on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross and the rap star claimed he came up with the “Single Ladies” dance! Okay he did actually choreograph the entire video but he claims the ‘Uh-oh’ part is all him.

In the sit down interview Jay-Z showed the world his dry sense of humor that had the audience cracking up. Though he kept it a secret how Beyonce and Jay-Zshared their Valentine’s Day he somehow made it the funniest moment of the night.

I guess Jay-Z liked it and he put a ring on it and he made up the dance.

The hot couple have been married since December 18, 2007. And now we have coined their new celebrity couple name, Jayonce!

How do you think Jay-z approached Beyonce with his hand flipping idea?

Dodger player Matt Kemp and Rihanna have been seen canoodling over the past week on a boat in Mexico. Outfielder Matt kemp really wants to know if Rihanna is a match, so he teamed up with FunnyOrDie.com to do a spoof match.com audition.

The audition tape starts off with a full length list of what he likes in a women, like a “chick with a dude’s haircut” and “a lot of emotional baggage.” Hmm…. who could he be talking about? But then he goes on to finish the bit stating, “I do not hit women,” we just hope this is a FACT, for Rihanna’s sake.

Check out the video to see for your self:

Chris’ rep went on to say that the song was recorded sometime ago, but they would not clarify if the song was recorded before or after the controversy surrounding Brown and Rihanna.  The lyrics make it sound as though the song was written with the infamous incident that went down between the former lovers earlier this year in mind:

I’m a changed man,

because you mean that much to me,

And I don’t want to be done

I’m doing all that I can,

and everybody hates Chris

They can never understand.

More than sounding like a plea to regain his fans, it sounds like an attempt to make peace with Rihanna regardless of what the media and public thinks of him.  This totally reeks of a perfectly orchestrated PR attempt to reach out to Chris’ old fans.  Do you think the message of “Changed Man” is sincere or do you believe it’s just an attempt by Brown to get his career back on track?  More importantly, do you think the song is about Rihanna, or is it just a coincidence?  Let us know in the comments!

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It’s been revealed that Rihanna will testify in the court case against her ex-beau Chris Brown on Monday, and there’s been question as to whether her time on the stand will end up on television.  However, it’s recently been announced that Rihanna’s testimony will not be televised at all.  Prosecutors will most likely call her to the stand on Monday afternoon.

She’ll be testifying about the events that went on in the early morning hours between herself and Brown while in a rented car.  There’s been no word as to what Rihanna plans to say or if she will even speak.  Chris is charged with two felony counts of assult and making criminal threats.  If convicted, Brown faces up to 4 years and 8 months in the slammer.  We’ll keep you updated with what happens!

Could she be his new main squeeze? Hot off the Rihanna split, she could just be the first of many rebound girls for the r&b singer, but you never know – maybe she’s the “one.”  (Or just the one who will put up with being abused? Let’s hope not.)  It can’t be smart for her image to date someone surrounded by such a scandal…  Or is it?  They say no press is bad press.  Guess Natalie will be putting that one to the test. 

Check her out below.  What do you think?
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She definitely has some big… um… assets.  But I am partial to the fashion-forward Rihanna, and can’t help but wonder how she feels about Chris moving on so quickly.  So far no word, but we’ll keep you posted!

Dear Slowly,
You have a few options here. Firstly, you can tell “Dick” to back off a bit. If you’re buddies this should be easy. Just tell him you like the girl and he’ll give you some space. As far as taking the casual approach to get the girl to like you, that’s probably going to end up working in your favor. Girls like a bit of mystery and a challenge. There’s nothing less sexy than a super-aggressive jerk who is overconfident and in-your-face (I speak from personal experience. Overconfident, tacky guys hit on me all the time!). That being said, you do need to indicate interest in your girl, even if you’re doing it more subtly than “Dick.” While overconfidence is unsexy, so are guys who don’t show enough interest. So make sure you’re letting your lady know you like her and tell that “Dick” to back off.
Love,
Orlando

Todays Mantra: Be subtle, but not too subtle.

You know this idiot.  You might even be this idiot.  The guy that shows up anywhere at any time of day or night wearing sunglasses.  Most of the time this guy is wearing Affliction and does his hair in the image of one of the Gotti brothers.  He’s usually a line cutter.  So beware if he comes up behind you in line waiting for coffee or to get into a bar or club.  He’ll talk about working out and refer to his body as “jacked.”  Too bad the only thing jacked about him is his face and the fact that he’s wearing sunglasses inside at 11:45 pm on a Monday evening.

Tell us about all the “idiots” you’ve encountered!

This guy I’ve been hanging out with keeps giving me mixed signals. When we’re together, he’s totally into me and gives me his undivided attention. He’s so considerate and he always makes sure I’m happy. However, he has a tendency to flake on me and he’s not that good at making plans or returning texts or phone calls. Also, he seems to always want to do things on his terms (i.e. go to his restaurants, hang out at his apartment, watch movies he wants to watch). Don’t get me wrong, he’s a great guy and I like being with him, but I feel like when we’re apart he forgets I exist and I’m worried about his lack of flexibility. What can I do to make him be attentive all the time, not just when we’re sitting right next to each other?

Yours,
Forget Me Not

Dear Forget Me Not,

This is typical behavior for a guy with no attention span. When he’s around you, he gets excited and he’s ALL about you. But when you’re apart, he’s probably distracted by his buddies or laying on the couch doing nothing. The thing to remember in these types of situations is that actions speak louder than words. Do his actions make you think he cares for you? Are you comfortable with how he prioritizes his time? If you feel that overall he makes an effort to see you and that you are as high a priority as his friends are, then I’d say he’s worth your time and effort. If you notice that he tends to prioritize his friends over you, then it’s time to move on.

As far as the inflexibility goes, this may just be your perception. Perhaps you have to be a little more assertive with making plans. Test him by saying something like “I got us tickets to see Susan Sarandon in ‘The Vagina Monologues” [see video below caution: Vagina used extensively] and see what he does (sidenote: don’t actually take a guy to see that unless you’ve been dating for a few months. Awkward!). Maybe he’s always defining the terms of what you two do because you don’t offer suggestions. Rather than trying to figure out if he likes you or not, you should try and determine whether he’s making you happy. If spending time with him makes up for his lack of attentiveness, then keep him around. If you find yourself agonizing, and waiting by the phone is not worth the few great moments you share, then toss him like last years Manolos. 

This weeks mantra: If he’s making you miserable, why keep him around?

Kisses,
Orlando

Eve Ensler [not Susan Sarandon] performing an excerpt from “The Vagina Monologues”

My girlfriend and I have been dating for almost a year. She lost her job in October and had to take a lower paying job and she recently suggested moving in together to save on bills, rent, etc. She’s my girlfriend, and I love her, but I’m not sure I’m ready to do the live in thing yet. What do I do?

Yours,
Like Living Alone for Now

Dear Like Living Alone for Now,

A year is cutting it close in terms of moving in so I can see where you’re coming from. What if you guys move in together and realize you hate each other? However, I think you should take a chance and move in with her and see what happens. If you REALLY love her, you should want to be with her and experience what she’s like in her own space, not just when she gets decked out in strappy dresses and going-out makeup to meet up with you for cocktails. Sharing a space with someone can teach you so much about the complexities of her personality and enrich your relationship immensely. If you never take that leap with someone you’ll never know how deep your connection can be and then you will be alone forever and you will die miserable, a skeleton melting in the sun holding a bottle of tequila. Alternatively, if you do decide to condemn yourself to a life of loneliness and heartache and you still want to live alone, you have to be really tactful about telling her you don’t want to move in together. Say something like “I really want to be with you and live together someday, but I want to make sure we’re ready before we do it.” This will make her like you more and then maybe she will want to have sex with you. And then everyone will be happy, right?

Love,
Orlando