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Shia LeBeouf, star of Transformers (opening this week!) is this week’s HUNK. I know he’s done all sorts of crazy things like drunk driving and getting arrested, but he’s just a baby and doesn’t know any better. I’m excited to see him in Transformers because he’s as cute as a button. HUNK!
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Perez Hilton is this week’s PUNK! He got in a fight with Will.I.Am and resorted to slapping and anti-gay slurs to get his point across. Perez has never been my favorite blogger, but degrading his own people (the gays) just to piss off Will.I.Am is lame. And so is following Lady Gaga around like a pet chihuahua. PUNK!
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Liam Hemserth, co-star of Miley Cyrus’s upcoming film The Last Song, is this week’s HUNK. Apparently this dude used to be on the Australian soap opera Neighbours. Former stars of that show include: Kylie Minogue, Russell Crowe, Natalie Imbruglia, and Guy Pierce. Basically, Liam is going to be uberfamous after this Miley movie comes out next year because everyone else who has been on Neighbours has turned into an international superstar. HUNK!
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John Gosselin, star of John and Kate Plus 8, is this week’s PUNK! He’s worse than Kate. At least she had the dignity to mutilate her body with plastic surgery so she’d be easier to look at. John, on the other hand, just wobbles around like Slimer from Ghostbusters, having affairs with younger women and riding on lawnmowers. This would all be fine if it weren’t for the fact that some day all those kids are going to have to look at all this coverage of their parents and see what jerks they were. PUNK!
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HUNK!
This week’s HUNK is the rando hottie that showed up at George Bush’s birthday party in Maine last weekend. I have no idea why he was there or what he was doing posing in a teeny bikini next to Barb, but he’s totally hot. Normally I don’t see the Bush family as a wild, naked party, pool-loving kind of crew, but I’m impressed that they filled George Bush’s party with lots of hot ladies and men. Barbara’s man candy was obviously my favorite. HUNK!
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I’d normally consider James Franco a HUNK. However, this week, he’s a PUNK! He was going to deliver the commencement address at UCLA until last week when he decided giving the speech would interfere with his filming schedule. While he was awesome in Milk and I think he’s totally dreamy, I have to side with UCLA on this one. UCLA has always held a special place in my heart, mainly because they were one of the only schools to actually accept me. Thus, I will always choose their side. Next time you bail on a commitment Franco, make sure to give more than, say, a week’s notice. PUNK!
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Will Ferrell, whose film Land of the Lost opens this week, is this week’s HUNK. I have always found him hilarious. Even if the script is boring and long-winded (like Elf), he still pulls it off. His mannerisms and sensibility are what make him so humorous. He recently introduced a line of sunscreen for men to raise money for a charity, which I think it pretty awesome. And who could forget his hilarious Landlord video from last year? Totally funny. HUNK!
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Shut up, Joe Jonas! The “Single Ladies” video you released this week is hilarious! Or it would have been if you had released it last year before Justin Timberlake did that SNL skit. Now it’s just a tired joke. I’m bored with that song and I’m tired of men in leotards dancing to it and expecting me to laugh. You are not funny, PUNK!
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HUNK!
Conan O’ Brien is totally awesome and was recently given an extensive profile in the New York Times. Anyone who’s that funny is an automatic HUNK in my book. Considering I’m not a huge fan of Jay Leno, I am so excited for Conan to take over for him on The Tonight Show. I also think it’s hot that Conan went to Harvard. Not only is he hilarious, he’s also a genius. HUNK!
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Surprise! This week’s PUNK is Jay Leno. I know, I know, it’s sorta mean to dis him on his way out, but I’ve never really thought he was funny at all. I’ve always been more of a Letterman fan myself (probably why I like Conan who has the same kind of smart humor Letterman does). It’s annoying EVERYONE that Leno isn’t actually going away. He’s basically just shifting the whole nightly schedule earlier. He’ll still be on before Conan so now it’s just going to feel later than it actually is when The Tonight Show comes on. Boo, what a PUNK!
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HUNK!
Christian Bale is this week’s HUNK. Even though he went totally nuts on the set of Terminator: Salvation (coming out this week!), he still holds a special place in my heart. I’m pretty much convinced that his outburst was the result of too many steroids, in which case we should thank him, not reject him. Clearly he took too mainy roids to get in shape for his role in Terminator in order to look pretty for US. Christian is obviously totally selfless if he’s willing to give up his sanity in order to transform into a HUNK just for us. Thanks, Christian.
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This week’s PUNK is Robert Pattinson. Now, I know what you’re all thinking, this week’s HUNK v. PUNK seems totally backward, but hear me out. Pattinson’s has been touted as America’s next big teen heartthrob, a young hottie, and the sexiest guy in the world. My one problem with that is that he’s TOTALLY BUSTED. I mean, I wouldn’t have a problem with his celebrity status if everyone was talking about how smart he was or his amazing acting abilities but everyone is talking about one thing: how hot he is. I totally don’t see it because I find him totally unattractive. To me it looks like he needs to eat a sandwich, do a few spray tans and borrow some steroids from Christian Bale. Sorry Robby, I’m just not that into you. PUNK!
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This week’s HUNK is Prince Harry. Mainly because of the whole prince thing but also because he is all about philanthropy and stuff. He is playing a benefit polo match to raise money for disadvantaged children of some sort. Good for him! HUNK!
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This week’s PUNK is Kiefer Sutherland. Mainly because I’ve always been creeped out by him and the sound of his first name makes me wanna vom. Apparently he is under investigation for headbutting a fashion designer. While I would normally look up to such a courageous critique of the superficiality of fashion, I must find fault with Sutherland’s alleged actions. Mostly because he seems like a stalker. And his name is weird. PUNK!
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This week’s HUNK is Matthew McConaughey. I like it that he’s always exercising outside. Like when he does yoga and sit ups at the beach. He’s doing something good for himself by taking care of his body, and he’s doing something good for us by letting us watch him take care of his body. I also like that he’s from Texas and his nephew’s name is Miller Lyte. Rad. He’s obviously sort of a honkie and he’s not hiding it. HUNK!
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This week’s PUNK is [SURPRISE!] Matthew McConaughey. I know what you’re thinking. I just called him a HUNK. But in this case I’m referring to the horrifying picture of him that is on the poster for Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. This image is everywhere, and especially in LA where billboards are ten stories tall, it totally doesn’t hold up. His face looks like it’s made out of wax and the Photoshopping of wrinkles is so obvious that it’s ridiculous. Unlike beach workout Matthew, Ghosts Poster Matthew is totally fake and weird looking. And it looks like he’s drunkenly closing his right eye. PUNK!
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This week’s HUNK is Jesus Luz, Madonna’s BoyToy. I actually have no good reason for this other than that I think it is funny that he’s getting totally famous just for sleeping with Madonna. He seems to have absolutely no redeeming qualities other than being gorgeous, and I’m sure he’s going to work that for all he can. And good for him. If Madonna asked me to convert to Kaballah and give up cooked food in exchange for the chance to live in her totally luxurious mansions around the world and be totally famous I would do it. Work it, SuperMaleModel! HUNK! (The Superficial)
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Miley Cyrus’ BoyToy Justin Gaston, while being totally cute and stuff, would have been a lot smarter to play BoyToy to an older, smarter woman. While I love Miley Cyrus, she’s a baby herself and doesn’t have the pull of someone who’s been around forever like Madonna. If you’re going to sleep your way to the top, you should sleep with more powerful people. While Miley can do the Hoedown Throwdown, I think she has a way to go before she can turn this rando into a superstar. And when Miley finally dumps him for a Jonas Brother he’ll probably just end up some dude that used to date Hannah Montana. PUNK! He did look cute in his photoshoot for V Magazine though…
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Is it just me, or is Paris Hilton’s Boyfriend a total HUNK? Of all the accessories she has carried around over the years (Louis Vuitton bags, smalls dogs, Nicole Ritchie, etc.), Paris Hilton’s boyfriend is by far the cutest. I like that he seems just as oblivious to reality as Paris. Sometimes, obliviousness looks hot on a guy… especially if he’s not wearing a shirt. HUNK!
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This week’s PUNK is Gerard Butler. 1) Because he’s dating Jennifer Aniston (rumor has it) and is way less cute than Brad. 2) Because his name has “But” in it. 3) Because I don’t know who he is because I never saw ‘300.’ Three strikes, PUNK!
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