katy perry nylon girl Katy Perry Wants Next Years Tour To Taste Good

Want to take a bite out of kooky, candy-coated [lastfm]Katy Perry[/lastfm] next year? After you are finished wrestling [lastfm]Russell Brand[/lastfm] to the ground, you might be able to get a piece of this “California Gurl” next year on tour. That’s right. Expect unicorns, sno-cones, latex teddy bears, and the cherry-chapsticked lips of Katy Perry singing into a microphone near you.

Katy Perry describes her third single from Teenage Dream “touching,” but what she wants to be especially “touching” is her tour next year. It’s not enough that Perry has hijacked our ears with consistent #1 songs and overwhelmed our eyes with (literal) eye candy; Perry wants her tour next year to be a sensory extravaganza.

I hope that it’s going to engage all of your senses: sight, sound, smell, taste, touch.

Although she might have to be careful after the delectable nature of her scented cotton-candy album cover went a little bit too far.

It smells good, but you can’t eat the album. I’ve had people eating the album, and I can’t take responsibility for that.

As much as Katy Perry’s cutesy antics get a little bit out of hand sometimes, we definitely favor a whip cream bra over a raw meat bikini.

Rumor has it that while Katy Perry is a great performer, she’s actually a mediocre live vocalist.

What? Who cares? Our sixth sense says we are going to that show. Especially if she whips out a Care Bear themed set. We really think Katy Perry should employ the Care Bear Stare into one of her outfits (you can steal that from us if you want, Katy).

Ahhh cute! Katy Perry really needs the CARE BEAR STARE!

[Source: ONTD]

  1. Christina Lowe says:

    I think Katy Perry is super cute & fun! It would be awesome to meet a person like her! 😀

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