Pop-Star-O-Scope: Readings For The Celebrity Obsessed
Sabrina Cognata

Click on your sign to read your horoscope: Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Saggitarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer.

Virgo August 23 – September 22

Feel it comin’ in the air.  And the screams from everywhere.  I’m addicted to the thrill.  It’s a dangerous love affair…This is an interesting month for you kind Virgos.  You learn a lot about being flexible, cause trying to flat out Run This Town ain’t gonna work like it usually does. As Mercury goes into retrograde on the 6th, technology will take a spin for the worst, as will communication skills. So even though your intentions are for the best, it will get lost and confused. So put on your grownup hat and enjoy your birthday cause everything else is going to be upside down.

Libra September 23 – October 23

I’m on a boat motherf**ker, take a look at me. Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea… Oh man Libras, you are just not ready to say goodbye to summer, but give it up. The never ending party has come to an end, so get your butt back to school or start showing up to work cause dropping your priorities for something like a boat ride is just plain stupid. That is, unless it’s your boat and you’re independently wealthy, and in that case, call me, I want to skip work to ride on a boat..

Scorpio October 24 – November 21

Honey you can have me. When you want me, you simply ask me to be there… Being a sexy wreck made you sort of popular this summer, didn’t it? Too bad almost no one you know has any idea what sort of mess you actually are or you’d be jobless, homeless and loveless. On the swing side of things you’ve got a significant other or two, or three. Can’t seem to makeup your mind, can you? Well, think of it this way, they all cannot have you cause let’s face it, most of them are just not worthy. So make a damned decision and stop jerking everyone around..

Sagittarius November 22 – December 21

Tonight’s the night, let’s live it up. I got my money, let’s spend it up. Go out and smash it, like Oh My God. Jump off that sofa, let’s kick it OFF…Oh Sagittarians, you’re not going to let a little thing like life get in the way of a good time. It might be your most valiant characteristic. You keep the party going even when your friends are begging you to stop. No need to worry, they have no plans of ditching you for their couch for fear of missing out on something. However, pay a little more attention to your significant other cause they are getting annoyed by your antics.

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Capricorn December 22 – January 20

I’m not lovin’ you the way I wanted to. What I had to do, had to run from you. I’m in love with you but the vibe is wrong. And that haunted me all the way home…Well, you gots some ’splainin to do little Capricorn. Are you breaking hearts and refusing to take responsibility for what you’ve been up to? Well stop it. Being stubborn is an ugly trait, and it’s driving the people that love you insane. Just accept the fact that someone can want to be with you despite the fact that you’re a butthead. And try to be nice to them, ok?

Aquarius January 21 – February 18

Daddy-O, you got the swagger of a champion. Too bad for you, you just can’t find the right companion…Sick of hearing the old, it’s not me it’s you thing? Then probably you should start going out of your way to not seem so damned bizarre. People aren’t mind readers, even though you’d like to think they are. Being passive aggressive has it’s place, but with the way you’re constantly acting people just assume that behavior means everything is ok and then they blow you off. I guess this is ok if you plan to be single for the rest of your life.

Pisces February 19th – March 20

Within his dreams he sees the life he made.. Oh Pisces, stop dreaming. Accepting the reality of the matter is going to make things so easy to deal with in the future. Cause pretending like everything is going to be ok when you are in the middle of a terrible storm isn’t what grown ups do. Well, grownups that aren’t you Pisces. Suck it up, life moves on and dreams are meant to be dreamt.

Aries March 21- April 19

I feel like I just seen the sun for the first time. You make my life bright cuz you shine… Whoa, at least someone around here’s sees the light. New things are coming on the horizon Aries, but first you have to make some decisions. You know, the sorts of decisions that will change your entire life. The things you’ve been putting off all year. Just do it, otherwise you’ll be in the same sorry position. So shine, you know what you have to do. Now do it and watch your life come together.

Taurus April 20 – May 20

Feel my temperature rising, there’s too much heat I’m gonna lose control…Boy, I bet you wish you would have read this before you decided to act like a hot head this week. Look, things are not working out right now. That doesn’t mean they are going to be like this FOREVER. It does however, mean that you need to

Gemini May 21-June 21

I’m a genie in a bottle baby, gotta rub me the right way honey…Can’t really argue with that sort of logic, right Geminis? This month is all about rubbing people the right way to get what you want. However, keep in mind, how you treat people is how you’ll be treated back–so before you lose it on one of your friends, or even a stranger keep in mind that you do not know what you may need from them in the future!

Cancer June 22 – July 22