Hot v. Not! Ryder v. Zellweger!
Orlando

HOT!

Winona Ryder seems to have stayed the same age since I was little. One of my favorite movies as a kid was ‘Beetlejuice’ and I remember thinking her character was so cool, all aloof and glamorous, living in Upstate New York but dressing like someone living in Manhattan (wearing all black). She was recently featured on the cover of Elle UK. Despite her shoplifting escapades, I still think she’s cool. I don’t know exactly what it is about her that I find so appealing. It’s not like she’s a genius actress. In fact, she always plays the same character: herself. Maybe this is why we feel like we know her and why I think she’s so HOT.

NOT!

Renee Zellweger has always irritated me. I think it’s because instead of smiling she squints her eyes as tightly as possible and purses her lips. She also tends to be in whacky romance movies that bore me to tears. To add insult to injury, she recently posed for the cover of dumb magazine ‘Glamour.’ She is so NOT.