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Light Reading: American Idol, Paris Hilton
Ande

American Idol, News & Gossip
5/21/2009
2:48 am

We scan the headlines so you don’t have to.

By Ande Dagan – Celebsnacker

Tweens overpower the quick texting skills of cougars and give Kris Allen the AI title. Noooooo!!!!! What’s wrong with you America?? At least you let us have Obama. Gawker
Paris Hilton hit by the recession. Apparently no one at Cannes is paying for her to show up and look skanky and do nothing. The French get it right. Also Paris kisses like an animal. Holy Moly
In trying to win the PR award for biggest douche, Nas doesn’t want to pay estranged (and very pregnant) wife Kelis financial support. Celebitchy
Simon’s ex gf, Terri Seymour, attacked after show by crazy ass Idol fan. D Listed
Because it’s been a while since we’ve heard anything about these two, Lindsay Lohan is converting to Judaism and has proposed to Samantha Ronson – this according to a really legit tabloid. Right. Oh, we mean, mazel tov! Hollywood Rag

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