Light Reading: Bradley Cooper, American Apparel
Ande

News & Gossip
5/18/2009
9:30 am

We scan the headlines so you don’t have to.

By Ande Dagan – Celebsnacker

  • Natalie Portman and Sean Penn are not doing it. Repeat – PortaPenn not happening. Popeater
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  • Also not that into each other – Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper. Celebitchy
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  • American Apparel to pay Woody Allen $5 million for using his image without permission. No word if Allen will be paid in unisex skinny jeans and ironic headbands. Gawker
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  • Cynthia Nixon engaged to her same sex in the city girlfriend. ICYDK
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  • Battleship, that game you used to play in elementary school when it would rain during recess, is being turned into a movie. So is Candy Land, Monopoly, and Ouija Board. Yes, all of the above is true and not at all embellished for the sake of snark. Hollywood is officially bankrupt of ideas – do not pass go, do not collect $200 million. Hollywood Reporter
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