This week’s HUNK is Matthew McConaughey. I like it that he’s always exercising outside. Like when he does yoga and sit ups at the beach. He’s doing something good for himself by taking care of his body, and he’s doing something good for us by letting us watch him take care of his body. I also like that he’s from Texas and his nephew’s name is Miller Lyte. Rad. He’s obviously sort of a honkie and he’s not hiding it. HUNK!
This week’s PUNK is [SURPRISE!] Matthew McConaughey. I know what you’re thinking. I just called him a HUNK. But in this case I’m referring to the horrifying picture of him that is on the poster for Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. This image is everywhere, and especially in LA where billboards are ten stories tall, it totally doesn’t hold up. His face looks like it’s made out of wax and the Photoshopping of wrinkles is so obvious that it’s ridiculous. Unlike beach workout Matthew, Ghosts Poster Matthew is totally fake and weird looking. And it looks like he’s drunkenly closing his right eye. PUNK!
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