Hot v. Not: Rihanna and Heidi Montag
Orlando

• HOT!

This week’s HOT is Rihanna, because she is perfect and always looks good. I am on a Hawaiian vacation right now with two of my college chums and an old Rihanna song came on the rental car radio yesterday while we were driving around the beaches of Oahu’s North Shore. My friend was like “she doesn’t even have a good voice!” and then I screamed at him about how she’s perfect and a good dancer. I don’t know what’s going on with her and her boyfriend Mr. Brown, but something tells me she knows what she’s doing - maybe we should just support her totally weird decision to stay with him. She’s talented, smart, and has a truly unique style that’s all her own. HOT! (The Superficial)

Heidi Montag is NOT hot. Mainly because she married Spencer Whatshisface. Twice. And both weddings were completely fake and obnoxious. Kind of like her face. I find her totally generic and boring. And it seems like she’ll do anything for attention. She is a blonde sandwich of blah. NOT hot. Though I must admit that this picture of her is sort of sexy, in a guilty pleasure sorta way…(Perez Hilton)

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