Hunk v. Punk: Jesus Luz and Justin Gaston
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HUNK!
This week’s HUNK is Jesus Luz, Madonna’s BoyToy. I actually have no good reason for this other than that I think it is funny that he’s getting totally famous just for sleeping with Madonna. He seems to have absolutely no redeeming qualities other than being gorgeous, and I’m sure he’s going to work that for all he can. And good for him. If Madonna asked me to convert to Kaballah and give up cooked food in exchange for the chance to live in her totally luxurious mansions around the world and be totally famous I would do it. Work it, SuperMaleModel! HUNK! (The Superficial)
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PUNK!
Miley Cyrus’ BoyToy Justin Gaston, while being totally cute and stuff, would have been a lot smarter to play BoyToy to an older, smarter woman. While I love Miley Cyrus, she’s a baby herself and doesn’t have the pull of someone who’s been around forever like Madonna. If you’re going to sleep your way to the top, you should sleep with more powerful people. While Miley can do the Hoedown Throwdown, I think she has a way to go before she can turn this rando into a superstar. And when Miley finally dumps him for a Jonas Brother he’ll probably just end up some dude that used to date Hannah Montana. PUNK! He did look cute in his photoshoot for V Magazine though…
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ADia
April 30, 2009 10:04 am
JUSTIN IS A HUNK
YOU HATER