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by Ande Dagan, CelebSnacker
Sam and Lindsay are officially dunzo, as reported by US weekly, but that might not be good enough. The Ronsons want Lindsay to stay the hell away – via restraining order? Ronson changed her relationship status to ‘single’ on MySpace and had the locks changed on her home in the Hollywood Hills after banning Lindsay from a family party. Click here to see pics of the on-again, off-again couple.
Why does Gwyneth Paltrow hate shampoo more than carbs and regular baby names? Holy Moly
Dennis Rodman gets booted out of hotel. Not sure if he Tweeted about it cause we’re not even sure Dennis Rodman lives on the same planet as the rest of us. Scandalist
Kendra Wilkinson doesn’t know how to mail a letter. Scientists take note – Kendra is living proof that human beings can exist on dufous belly laughs and ta tas alone. And no brain! Celebuzz