Light Reading: Katy Perry, Ashton Kutcher
Ande

We scan the headlines so you don’t have to.
by Ande Dagan, CelebSnacker

Katy Perry upgrading from cherry chapstick kisses to the luscious manlips of Josh Groban? Er, what? Showbiz Spy

M.I.A.’s bebbeh does have a name that sounds a lot like Likkit after all – ask her about it next month when you see her at Coachella – she’s been added to the lineup. Yay! LAist

Matt Lauer+bicycle+deer+faceplant = sick day today. People

Ashton Kutcher shows the world, or at least the population of Twitteronia, a pic of his wife’s rump. The Superficial

The (above) couple that Twitters together also shows up to ex-husband’s wedding together – Bruce Willis marries. Us Magazine

And Winnie Cooper got hitched! Paul Phifer, who may or may not be Marilyn Manson, and Kevin Arnold did not crash the wedding. People