Light Reading: Kanye West, Mariah Carey
Ande

We scan the headlines so you don’t have to.
by Ande Dagan, CelebSnacker

RIP Natasha Richardson. Gawker

Kanye gains street cred – gets charged with three criminal misdemeanors for busting up some paps at LAX last fall. Gatecrasher

Project Runway’s Kenley Collins assaults her man with cat, apples, water, door – almost enough pieces to design a recession worthy evening gown. NY Post

Nothing fishy about this – a boy version of Splash with a touch of Little Mermaid thrown in – coming soon! Yay? Variety

Uh oh. The middle Jonas kid with the flat ironed hair pulls a Miley.  Gossip Teen

Mariah Carey is allegedly buying a $125 million house so that when the Depression hits we can all move in! Holy Moly