Light Reading: Amy Winehouse, Jenna Jameson
Ande

We scan the headlines so you don’t have to.
by Ande Dagan, CelebSnacker

• Amy Winehouse pleads not guilty to assault charges – gets fined by fashion police for showing up to court in her 10th grade spring formal dress. [Jewssip]
• Oprah thinking about BFF Gayle to replace her when her TV show contract is up? What about Dr. Oz – don’t think he won’t cut a bitch to get that job. [Celebitchy]
• “Fanny portrudes, never bulges” is one of the essentials in Disney’s scientific equation for creating cuteness. [Flushrush]
• Natasha Richardson in hospital with serious head injuries after ski accident. [In Case You Didn't Know]
• Jenna Jameson used her lady parts in totally shocking way – to birth twins. [US Magazine]
• Pasty hack director, Guy Richie, upgrades from Madonna to Elle Macpherson? No way! [Just Jared]
• Pete Wentz plays some sort of Russian roulette game – with his own pee. Um. [Pop.Ology]