Light Reading: Models Stampede; John Mayer's Tweet
Ande

We scan the headlines so you don’t have to.
by Ande Dagan, CelebSnacker

• Crickety old Bono shakes fist at illegal downloaders, also probably wants them off his lawn. [Celebitchy]
• Models gone crazy – stampede breaks out at America’s Next Top Model auditions. [Yahoo.com]
• Charlie Sheen’s wife gives birth to twin boys with abnormally normal names [/icydk.com]
• Gwyneth Paltrow thinks Joaquin should put the slum in his slumdog millionaire hobo-actor-turned-rapper ‘act.’ [People]
• Speaking of tweeters, John Mayer loves his followers and wants to hang out in a parking lot with them. [Twitter]
• And finally breaking news and a happy ending to a crazy ass weekend – Lindsay’s arrest warrant has been recalled. [TMZ]