Light Reading: Ashlee, Amy and Pilot Inspektor
Ande

We scan the headlines so you don’t have to.
by Ande Dagan, CelebSnacker

• Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel return to Splitsville – the place they briefly visited last summer. [Defamer]
• Joe Simpson works his mojo, gets Ashlee Simpson a job on the new Melrose Place — next up Paris Hilton to play Joni in the highly anticipated Joni Loves Chachi remake. [TV Envy]
• What kind of f*&%ery is this? Amy Winehouse won’t play Coachella after all. [People]
• Who watches the Watchmen? A whole lotta you did. [Radar]
• Truer words from a publicist have never been spoken – “This woman is nuts.” – Octomom’s latest publicist who quit on her.  [US Magazine]
• Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee’s kid) still holds the title for worst baby name, M.I.A. did NOT name her new baby Ickitt. Or Lickitt. [In Case You Didn't Know]