Vocab 101: Ba-donka-donk and Other Words to Know
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Forget Merriam-Webster and all its “accuracy,” the Urban Dictionary is the only reference resource we really need. We studied up on the latest lingo last night, and here’s what we learned.

Five New Words To know

1. ba-donka-donk
A large and shapely female behind, especially one that bounces or jiggles.

2. Twitterrhea
Too many twitters per hour.

3. yellular
The loudness one adopts in response to a bad cell-phone connection, in the misguided hope that talking louder will improve the connection.

4. laundry limbo
Intentionally rewashing clothing simply because you don’t feel like putting it away

5. lol theory
The theory that the internet phrase lol, meaning “laugh out loud”, can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness.

ex 1
Doc: We need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer.

ex 2
Jesus: Take this all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol.

ex 3
Me: Will you marry me? Lol.

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Homework: Use any of these words or phrases in a sentence, below, for instant (though valueless) bonus points.